项目编号:SCP-2577
项目等级:Euclid
特殊收容措施:基金会网络爬虫与安插在娱乐产业人员将监管并防止SCP-2577的分发。为了收容本项目,相关版权已被基金会下属掩盖公司注册。
机动特遣队Alpha-4(“小马快递”)应截断所有在SCP-2577名下登记个人的国际货运(完整名单见档案SCP-2577-Rho),并且回收所有标记为来源于SCP-2577-A的包裹。除非经过另行确认,所回收的所有项目应按照异常物品处理。
根据当前政策,所有对前格鲁乌“P”部门收入来源的调查均与基金会情报局开展的“淘金热”行动合并。尝试定位SCP-2577-A的调查行动已经叫停,等待基金会情报局的进一步许可。
描述: SCP-2577是一部名为Frozen Steel“冻结钢铁”的系列纪录片,于2005年开始在视频平台和小型实业媒体陆续发布。据称,SCP-2577记录了SCP-2577-A工作人员的日常生活以及工作。SCP-2577-A是一处退役船坞,似位于俄罗斯西伯利亚联邦管区███████, 用以回收处理自二十世纪早期到二十世纪中期的军舰。 SCP-2577-A由一座中央指挥塔和数个营区组成,营区周边的坞道为平整密集的苔原修整而成,总面积达██平方千米。舰艇被运送至坞道的方式在纪录片中从未提及,它们通常以超过900千米/时的速度沿弹道嵌入坞道中。
SCP-2577极为详细地介绍了进行回收作业的人员面临的极端危险。回收人员负责剥离船只表面的有价值材料,拆解并报废船体,在可能的情况下还负责修复坞道,时刻面临着身处于每天降落在SCP-2577-A的超过███艘舰艇中某一艘的弹道轨迹上的威胁。 在SCP-2577中出现的个别舰艇的名称或代号不匹配任何已知舰艇,此外,船只进入SCP-2577-A的速度已经远超记录以来的俄罗斯舰艇的退役和建造速度。
以下记录为典型SCP-2577剧集片段,回收于█████视频平台。
第一季,第四集
Anton小队和Odin小队争分夺秒地 and Team Odin race against time to remove the flight deck from the perilously listing Admiral Nikolai Yezhov. Demolition charges may allow them to shed the dead weight and stabilize the hull, but failure could collapse the ship into unrecoverable slag.
Meanwhile, Misha and Team Dva continue to lose men and equipment to the labyrinthine wreck of the hospital-ship Sankt-Iakov. All of their work comes to naught as the incoming submarine TK-455 collides with the converted freighter, reducing her to a shattered heap.
SCP-2577 appears to have been funded, directed, and narrated by American actor Ron Perlman. Perlman is revealed in director’s commentary in a home blu-ray release to have a deep admiration and personal connection to SCP-2577-A, stating that he corresponds regularly with the operators, identifying rare items salvaged from the hulks and returning them free of charge.
Perlman and other individuals credited in SCP-2577 have failed to provide any further information on the documentary, and have been amnesticized and released following interviews. In spite of Perlman’s stated ignorance of the project and lack of qualifications as an antiquarian, MTF Alpha-4 annually intercepts approximately ██ tons of assorted naval equipment addressed to him for appraisal. Notable confiscated objects are listed in Document SCP-2577-1.
Aerial and satellite surveillance of the area believed to contain SCP-2577-A has proven inconclusive, and overland approaches have failed to locate the facility. Investigation into West Siberian steel production and former GRU-P revenue stream D-584 (Codename: Садко) is ongoing.
Document SCP-2577-1: Items purportedly originating from SCP-2577-A
Object |
Description |
Disposition |
Object 2577-215-217 |
Iron chest containing one SA-18 "Grouse" man-portable surface-to-air missile. Warhead is constructed of precious materials in style of Peter Carl Fabergé. Payload has been replaced by one 4 cm iron needle suspended in empty canister. |
Stored in Site-76 Secure Armaments Wing. |
Object 2577-314-329 |
Fragments of maple wood and silver wire displaying workmanship and material appropriate to 12th-century CE stringed instruments. |
Stored at Site 77 pending discovery of additional items. |
AO-11824 (1-205) |
205 uniform name plates (ranks and style circa 1915) crafted from gold/copper alloy. Plates are buoyant in water regardless of density. |
Remanded to Anomalous Object processing. |
AO-11825 |
One lacquered pinewood officer's door plaque. Sinks in water regardless of density. |
Remanded to Anomalous Object processing. |
Document SCP-2577-2: Select portions of the 19██ IA Report on Anomalous Revenue Practices in the GRU-P
By ██/██/19██, persistent surveillance of known GRU-P front organizations and operatives had demonstrated that any substantial, covert GRU-P financial transaction requires one or more parties to consult a copy of The Bylina as Collected by █. █. ██████, 18██, a collection of Russian folkloric sung epic poems. Continued difficulty in tracking GRU-P financial activity has led to several theories of the purpose of this volume, including:
- Use in non-anomalous encryption techniques (e.g., book ciphers)
- Use of the books to transport memetically camouflaged text
- Use as a temporary inoculant to anti-memetic or cognition-spoofing text
- Shared access point for interdimensional or retro-causitive information storage
- Sympathetic thaumaturgic focus for anomalously concealed information based on thematically-relevant code-phrases
- Thaumaturgic focus for anomalous fund creation
This volume is known to contain an expanded number of common bylina, including:
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Summary of selected Bylina (continued)
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Садко (Sadko)
The musician Sadko becomes a wealthy merchant through the aid of the Water Tsar, but refuses to pay tribute when his ships pass over the sea. His fleet is becalmed, and after casting lots Sadko is forced to give himself to the sea to save his sailors. Sadko is brought before the Water Tsar and Tsarina to settle an argument: Which is more valuable in Novgorod above, iron or gold? Sadko explains that iron is more valuable because it is necessary for daily life, enraging the Water Tsar. Sadko calms the Tsar by playing his gusli, but the Tsar’s wild dancing thrashes the oceans, causing many ships to be smashed upon the sea.
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END SELECTED PORTIONS. Full report available from RAISA to personnel with GREAT GAME clearance.